Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
“you can pretend i don’t exist but i still made you cum”
– i want this etched into my gravestone (via usvojena)
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
Lemony Snicket is by far one of the most talented and artful writers of our time.
my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
I gave in
her name is stephanie
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
"You made your bed no lie in it" hahahahHh
I’m gonna scream
catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever
Via Bored Panda
ARE YOU KIDDING ME